There has been great wailing and gnashing of teeth over the misdeeds of two of our most infamous congresspersons, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.
Two of our favorite outspoken Reid and Pelosi critics were so eager to see these two so-called representatives of the people go, they would resort to VOODOO on behalf of the American people.
So, in honor of Mama Sue and Mama A. Sweetheart, I’ve enlisted the aid of Mama Cili D’Jambo, a genuine Haitian Priestess of the Zaca Bagay sect. She has given us a spell that will remove the two ne’er-do-well bumblers from office (I don’t know where they go).
Thanks to Mama Cili D’Jambo (a special spell for Nancy and Harry)
She also clarifies:
If you no got hair of him, you mus got see him (a likeness)
Olive oil, any soil, red candles, any drum, shell of a live snail
The spell handles male or female with the same language.
You heat the needles over the hair fire and plunge them into the dolls while chanting the spell. And POOF, they’re gone. Here is the spell:
Tro him dat spell, conjure at dawn
Hair of him to be hexed, hair of him to be gone
Make de bes spell when de light be so dim
Dis put de dark sun gris-gris over him
Burnt by de fire, him ashes of hair
Tell Jumu him gone, you tell him go where
Him got no hair, use him toenail
Mix wid de ashes, shell of de snail
Seven drops de hot oil, seven pinches of soil
Seven candles be lit, seven times you mus spit
Got beat on de drum, got beat like him heart
Seven times beat de drum an him mus depart
So ladies, please let us know when we can expect results. Thanks for your service to the country.