Posted by
Garnet92 on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 12:13:10 AM
With apologies to Sean Hannity’s show Sunday wherein he gave his ten top reasons to vote against Obama, he should have included more than ten since there are at least another twenty that deserve consideration, to wit:
- To pi$$ off the mainstream media who are willful co-conspirators with the DNC in electing Obama
- To pi$$ off the Europeans, Iranians, Africans, etc. all of whom worship at the altar of Obama
- To stop Obama from creating new cabinet-level positions for his pals. Like stopping Bill Ayers from being appointed Secretary of Socialist Education (a new cabinet position), Reverend Wright from being appointed Secretary of Racist Rhetoric, or Tony Rezko from being given a position as Secretary of Slums. John Murtha is also reputed to be on the short list for Secretary of Tire Pressure (since he lost his House seat), but his qualifications for the job are in question
- To cancel the very large order to IKEA for redecorating the White House (also cancel an order for draperies from Pottery Barn)
- Force the dumping of 570 gallons of Sherwin-Williams “Dark Chocolate” custom color paint purchased to repaint what is currently called the White House
- To drive a stake through the (barely still beating) heart of the New York Times
- To wipe the smirk off the faces of, and plunge into deep despair, the women of the View (except for Elizabeth)
- To show the Hollywood crowd (those who make a living by pretending) that real people still run the show
- To postpone the grand opening of “Minaret Depot” stores and cancel the building contracts for minaret construction in major U.S. cities
- To cancel democrat plans for a “one thing, one vote” campaign which would have guaranteed mailboxes, lawn chairs, and BBQ grills the right to vote (for some reason, they all seem to vote democrat)
- To prove that logical, thinking citizens can still win an election over the lemmings drinking from the KoolAid pond
- Small business owners won’t have to accept a federal vacuum sucking the revenue out to give it to those who refuse to invest anything in their own well-being
- To stop plans being formulated to test the United States within six months (the pop quiz was to be on Black Liberation Theology) until Joe Biden spilled the beans
- Barack will have to renege on his purchase of a national franchise for an Acme Little Jiffy do-it-yourself European healthcare system
- The true story of Obama’s place of birth reveals that he was actually born to Lupi Muckluck (an Inuit native) in Wasilla, Alaska and therefore is a citizen. He was later adopted by Ann Soetoro
- Now it can be revealed that Obama’s Harvard tuition and expenses were actually funded by a shadow foundation, the Climatology Subterranean Foundation (whose CEO was someone named Wm. Ayers)
- It will no longer be necessary to cling to our guns and religion so that Obama can’t take them away, we can now cling to them freely, by choice and without worry
- It will halt Obama’s secret POP plan (Parity Of Products) that would confiscate products from the rich (who have too many) and distribute them to the poor. Included would have been houses, autos, boats, big screen TVs, recliners, spas and hot tubs, watches and jewelry, etc.
- To force Nancy and Harry to postpone submission of approximately One-hundred-twenty-six new bills that were ready for a quick vote and Presidential rubber stamp.
- To force those anticipating continuing their career as professional welfare recipients to get a job