Posted by
Garnet92 on Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:43:50 PM
Obama’s Transpiracy
The transparency that candidate Obama promised has transmutated into “transpiracy.”
This is a new word, created especially for His Onlyness, B. Hussein Obama and congress. It combines the prefix “trans” and “piracy” to arrive at its definition: The redistribution of stuff from “haves” to the pirates by forcibly seizing citizen’s money through taxation.
Pirates go all the way back to the 13th century, but we’re more familiar with the movie depictions of Captain Kidd, Blackbeard and the like. Just stop and think; what is the difference between what they did and what Obama and the democrats are doing? Taking booty from the “rich” to support their immoral agenda. The only difference is that the pirates of old used pistols and swords while Obama and his minions use deception, obfuscation, intimidation, and a bunch of other “tions” to achieve the same results. Same source of revenue, same desired result, only the vehicle of transference has changed.
Blackbeard and William Kidd would have been out of their element in the polite society of the 1700s just as Obama, Pelosi, and Reid (oh my) are out of place in a Christian, Constitution-based, capitalistic America. They don’t like the freedoms afforded citizens – after all, citizens are so ordinary and can’t be trusted to do the “right” thing. Therefore, our elected pirates must re-mold and re-shape the country into one which is insulated from the whimsy of the uninformed cretins who make up the citizenry.
It’s our own fault – we put them in their current positions, we gave them the figurative ships and cannon, the pistols and swords, and now as we stand out on the edge of a teetering plank, we are finally beginning to realize the mistake we made in trusting these villains.
I’m quite certain that most Obama supporters genuinely believed that they were doing the right thing when they voted for him. Never mind that Obama wasn’t (and still isn’t) qualified to manage a lemonade stand, much less the massive United States federal government.
But, he was going to “save” our country.
Under Obama, racial tensions would disappear; we’d “transcend race.” America would once again be admired and loved by all of the people on the planet. We’d become energy-independent and we’d rescue the planet from those villainous humans. Unemployment would practically disappear because he’d create (not save) millions of new high-paying jobs. He’d cut the deficit in half and introduce a new bipartisanship into the country’s political arena.
All this would come to pass because we elected a (half) black, leftist community organizer to the presidency. Talk about unfounded faith.
Millions of us became addicted to the idea that hope and change (in the form of a Chicago politician) would solve all of our problems. Well, we got change – a butt-load of change, with little of that change being for the better. So now we hope that we can stop the reckless rush to add the United States to the scrap heap of failed world powers.
But let’s be fair. B. Hussein Obama isn’t the captain of the pirate vessel, he’s just the helmsman. He is the figurehead – the one who appears to be steering the ship of state. But it’s a façade, he’s being given the course and sailing orders by his venture capitalists financiers (George Soros, et al) and the crew (congress) who subcontract out the writing of our laws and can’t (won’t) bother to read the directions for spending OUR booty.
Isn’t it funny that congress can find the time to take junkets, vacation with lobbyists, and develop unusual parliamentary procedures to circumvent normal legislative rules but can’t be bothered to read the spending instructions for BILLIONS of taxpayer dollars? It’s a safe bet that each legislator can quote line and verse of the part of a 1,200 page bill that directs (earmarks) a few billion dollars to his/her interests.
The 536 cutthroats now managing our country are inept, arrogant, dishonest pirates who are blind with power and greed and have no regard for we the people who put them in charge. It’s time THEY walked the plank. We should be surprised that congressional offices aren’t adorned with Jolly Roger skull and cross bone flags.
It’s time to send them all home with a hearty Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of cheap rum (made in China, if possible).
Let's limit members of congress to two terms, one in office and one in jail.